tea time training

• Ladies, always pay attention to the honey. If you're not careful, it will somehow escape your scone and fall onto your new pants, creating a drippy trail that looks like a snail crawled up your calf.
• A sherry makes you tipsy and loosens the lips. Gossip material soon follows.
• Clothes should be pretty but never too comfortable so that you're slouching and relaxing too much. Don't gawk at the women in the gold lame pantsuits.
  
• Always use the strainer or when you're talking about something scandalous, little tea lives will hang out of the side of your mouth.
• Eat as many cakes as you can, but delicately. Enter bitter, leave sweet!